It’s all apart of a larger plan for Pinkham to break your spirit. I heard him say “ Gotta keep their self esteem low, It keeps them slutty”

Next week? Riot!

I read Mammogramed

Gilroy?

I wanna hang out with this Callie Rossmeyer person. She sounds like fun.

This is the most unamerican thing i’ve ever heard in my life. You clearly hate freedom and are a member of Isis.

Why Bedframes? Also you make proactively messaging people you are attracted to sound like a bad thing. Why?

Hell, i wanted Scully as a teenager.

What if you work in I.T. and making people feel stupid is their best motivator not to do stupid things?

Humanity has always been fascinated with its own sense of mortality. Its the reason why Zombie movies and shows are so popular and why we still read books on the horrors of WW2.

My progress towards death isn't so much a slow march; it's more of a saunter or maybe a mosey? Can one mosey towards death?

Is it wrong to have red ale with fish? Should it be a pale ale like how you have white wine with fish and red wine with beef? Who makes up these rules btw?

I want one now; with garlic fries.. and some red ale.

plus you are famous for lobster rolls right?

It's blasphemy of the most egregious kind.

Now do one on playing quarters.

Waiting for someone from St. Louis to lose their shit.

Garrett, you are scaring me now. I had aspirations of leaving my little I.T. job and moving on to some fancy job in the city. Going to those open food markets that sell exotic delicious stuff on the weekends. I'd hang out with like minded friendly nerds; pick up some intellectual hobby like the biocurious lab. Eat my…

hey if you're lucky enough to make it to my place you should feel privileged, no honored to see my unmade bed. I mean come on you're about to experience the best 30 seconds of your life.

you lie.