Aren't they adorable?!

This fills me with shame.

The Russians were disappointed it wasn't alcoholic. If it was Coke they could have just squirted some rum in there and then we wouldn't be where we are currently with Russia. We'd be one big inebriated family.

"There were fashion models and they felt sorry for them, and they would come up to me and say, 'they're all so skinny, why do you starve your women like that?'" Slobin the former American guide in Moscow told me over the phone

Does this Olive Garden Prison include bread sticks?

Humanity has always been fascinated with its own sense of mortality. Its the reason why Zombie movies and shows are so popular and why we still read books on the horrors of WW2.

We need to ban cute from your vocabulary ladies. You throw that word around too much.

I wondered that at first but then realized that the lights surrounding the boarder of other countries next to Syria became brighter as well. I think the lower light pollution allowed harder to see lights become more visible.

well we are pretty good at it.

This painting needs more testosterone.

OK so are you a chunky or creamy peanut butter person? If you're a chunky fan you need to get out of here because you disgust me.

Yeah we take our Coffee seriously. You would be freedomed more than everyone has ever been freedomed in the history of freedoming. It would be like America money shotted on your face.

what is this from?

You can't have Sushi or Sashimi without a Sapporo.

My progress towards death isn't so much a slow march; it's more of a saunter or maybe a mosey? Can one mosey towards death?

Is it wrong to have red ale with fish? Should it be a pale ale like how you have white wine with fish and red wine with beef? Who makes up these rules btw?

eyebrows on fleek or whatever you young people say now days.

meh, Ladies call me a monster all the time.

I want one now; with garlic fries.. and some red ale.

plus you are famous for lobster rolls right?