Waiting for someone from St. Louis to lose their shit.

Garrett, you are scaring me now. I had aspirations of leaving my little I.T. job and moving on to some fancy job in the city. Going to those open food markets that sell exotic delicious stuff on the weekends. I'd hang out with like minded friendly nerds; pick up some intellectual hobby like the biocurious lab. Eat my…

hey if you're lucky enough to make it to my place you should feel privileged, no honored to see my unmade bed. I mean come on you're about to experience the best 30 seconds of your life.

you lie.

Girls i take home don't go into my bedroom. They're locked in my basement.

Girl, your hair looks ratchet.

I hear they are doing a remake.

I bet most of the kids on here won't know what this movie is from.

I have been looking at this picture for 3 seconds and i already want to shake him.

Yes! you shake the shit out of that kid! I will discipline the shit out of my future kids. I'd like to discipline other peoples kids as well. Actually I'd like to ban some people from having kids. I'm sure you've meet people that shouldn't be breeding right?

I thought girls were too scared to play these types of games. You obviously have girl balls and are a credit to your gender.

You best have some sauteed prawns on you if you know whats good for you Pinkham.

that can't be right, there are only like 4 or 5 seasons.

Yeah, but as i said the hippies don't get that.

No disrespect but this sounds like one of those old things that frustrates men about how they think their women expect them to read their mind.

I want to make a drunken inappropriate toast about that time in Bangkok thus giving Lozzle's parents more ammunition to hate GiantboyDetective.

you should probably give them a little more respect. When Relic's IPs were about to go to auction it was about to be bought up by a group that wasn't even a company, Just a kickstarter. One of the guys from Gearbox who was a fan of the franchise thought " my god, we have to get it before they ruin it!" They quickly…