like i can tell the difference.

can you explain SNELL and DOT approval for the uninformed?

"I don't know your history, but"

you're showing your age dude lol

most times i feel like an old Japanese guy trying to stop someone from doing stupid shit.

I don't think the Scoville scale could possibly measure how hot i am. Hey Cheryl wan't two tickets to the gun show? * flex*

Diet has gotten easier for me. I've started to crave healthy foods over say pizza or burgers. The gym though, well I've discovered the hardest part isn't the cardio or bench presses or even working up the nerve to go to the big boy section with all the really hard core heavy weights when you got T-Rex arms from years…

oh she's probably right handed... er clawed? whatever type of appendage she has.

why is one Aughra nip lower than the other?

But why? the rich douches drink it lol

Just like a woman to kill all the joy out of a guys night out. They just wanted to grill some meat, plant a flag or two and maybe throw around the ol' pig skin. They probably made the mistake of sounding like they were having fun when she called.

I am insulted that Finland drinks more coffee than we do. Come on America, pick up the pace!

"the hollowed out skulls of my enemies."

I heard at some point people used salt as currency.

I like petes, I've heard of dutch bros but haven't tried it yet.

I'd knock coffee up so it has to marry me.

I need to find a place that does this.

Would you drink this?

I'd like a double dirty chai tea latte from Petes. I don't care if its farther away, i don't like starbucks.