I heard at some point people used salt as currency.

I like petes, I've heard of dutch bros but haven't tried it yet.

I'd knock coffee up so it has to marry me.

I need to find a place that does this.

Would you drink this?

I'd like a double dirty chai tea latte from Petes. I don't care if its farther away, i don't like starbucks.

why hello there.

I'm curious, are you ladies aware that you are bat shit crazy around that time? well more than the usual crazy.

I hear after yoga pants are banned it will then be leggings, then ugg boots, then starbucks pumpkin spice lattes then the movie the notebook and finally chocolate and cuddling.

Did you know that every year sometime around Easter a bunch of people stand around a protest the nukes housed at Lawrence Livermore Laboratory in the east bay of California. They think they are still making nukes in there but they're not. They are upgrading the housing of the nukes we already have. Making sure that…

Here you go ladies, 50 shades of grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried.

i kinda hoping a chick would see this and completely lose her shit. Just in an epic estrogen fueled fury rampaging all over this blog.

you'd just spend it on shopping and sex and the city like brunches with your girlfriends.

you females and your never ending battle with being cold...

yeah, i just call them snacktray.

Raise your hand if you called your mom "Moogi" after watching those episodes.

I get the impression that its an axiom among women that guys are immature, dim witted, insensitive and well barbaric. So calling men male would be redundant since it all means the same to them. lol

I use chicks a lot, is chicks ok? you're not going to be like " how dare you that's our word!"

Bro, teach me your ways?

The Brotherhood of the traveling pants, Mean Boys, Pretty in blue, How to lose a girl in ten minutes. Lets just take all their movies and remake them into something worth watching. That'll show um!