Oh this takes me back to times when the only thing i had to worry about in life was homework. Being an adult blows.

You know you ladies would be trying to get the hulk mad

You would squee yourself to death. I've seen it happen. Ugly way to go.

The Eve online player in me just see's this. Pew Pew mining lazors!

I hear after yoga pants are banned it will then be leggings, then ugg boots, then starbucks pumpkin spice lattes then the movie the notebook and finally chocolate and cuddling.

Ria! we need a "pre gif party" party.

Yes, make a bloody snowman

Both of these series.

Yus! i read the shit out of this series.

Flying Spiders!

Did she break up with someone in the first movie? That's why most women change their hair right?.... yeah i don't know anything about women. They're like an rubik's cube with boobs.. Rubik's boobs.

Madam, Your title is sexist and i am deeply offended! We are not weak minded! Not all of us fall prey to your devious vagina magic!

Are.. are you stalking me?

He would beat you for bringing him anything less than a keg.

Did you know that every year sometime around Easter a bunch of people stand around a protest the nukes housed at Lawrence Livermore Laboratory in the east bay of California. They think they are still making nukes in there but they're not. They are upgrading the housing of the nukes we already have. Making sure that…

A girl that's funny? We need to put you on the endangered species list.

jesus...

then why be the most obnoxious thing you could ever possibly be? ever? If i was the Gorilla i would demand to know why i shouldn't rip your face off, throw it into the bushes, hoot with mocking ape laughter then trundle off to mate or pick berries?

I dunno maybe that Countess Elizabeth Bathory chick who bathed in virgins blood. She sounds like she knows how to party.