Its crazy that someone who originally was a painter turned into someone who galvanized a nation into assholism on a global scale.

Here you go ladies, 50 shades of grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried.

Can't these things rip your god damn arms off?

you made me choke on my coffee damn it.

Oh sorry Nicole you are not a girl.

wuv me?

I'll be the first to admit i'd pay good money to see some shark boobs... wait is this the shark version of The Brave One with Jodie Foster?

if i took a girl home from the bar to this, do you think she'd still sleep with me?

All this did was make me crave red meat. I'm making a steak sammich now.

well we do have Hooters, that's close enough right?

you are such a girl.

I'm curious, would you care less if they weren't adorable?

i kinda hoping a chick would see this and completely lose her shit. Just in an epic estrogen fueled fury rampaging all over this blog.

yes... yes you can.

Sharksploitation, why did i get a mental image of a vapid mascara runny eyed shark in fishnet stalkings being beaten mercilessly by Jac Cousteau in pimp attire in a seedy alley for not making him enough on shark week?

you'd just spend it on shopping and sex and the city like brunches with your girlfriends.

You make me glad i have no feelings or desire for attachments. Sounds like it would suck to have to care about someone.

you just jelly cause you can't pull off that outfit. :P

you females and your never ending battle with being cold...