My mom briefly dated her sister’s ex-husband. It was serious enough that my cousin told my sister we might all be sister’s one day. This is NOT incest, but it was close enough to freak me TF out.

The fact that you think Black Widow is somehow more worthy of being Infinity War than Hawkeye is, let alone having a standalone film, is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Thanks for the laugh.

He’s overthrowing Black Panther.

You know, it would be pretty awesome if the Avengers and associated good guys were all but defeated, and Thanos was gloating over his assumed victory, and then Barton came out of nowhere after being absent for most of the movie, and killed him effortlessly with a perfectly placed arrow to the eye. The head of the…

IRON MAN: Where’s Hawkeye at? Where’s the archer, Cap?

It’s something to do with how superior they are, or something like that.

Yeah it’s not worth it. I gave up after several tries. Just chalking it up to hillbillies gonna hillbill

Every now and then and more often these days when being a Michigander is frustrating as hell, I remember Indiana exists.

NEVER ICON.

can’t make up kissing cousin humor that good!

Me too and I still don’t get it.

Or just at the very least consider a new Def Jam fighting game in the vein of Fight for NY.

Cardi B vs. Carmen Electra.

good point, but consider: cardi b in Def Jam: Fight for NY

Two words: Jeanie Bueller.

They were struggling financially: 

Huh. Kinda wish they’d kept it.

You’re wrong. Filters are an amazing tool for sorting out the people who I know I will find absolutely unbearable.

That’s one of them, and it’s not even the most popular one. That would be Folio.

Once, an officer said that my plate was on the wrong car. I know my license plate number by heart, and I knew where she was incorrect.