also sidenote: its a little strange that a female/african-american director is only being courted for Captain Marvel (female superhero) and Black Panther (black superhero).

Go on any straight male porn site right now and you’ll find categories called “fat”, “chubby” and “BBW”. Those categories have tons of videos with tons of views. Go to any Walmart or supermarket and you’ll see fat bitches dragging fives kids behind them along with their skinny, trucker-hatted husbands.

But Yoga Nerd MD, whyyyyy are we even talking about her? I can’t stand her! I don’t know why she’s famous! I read this whole article and I still hate her! Whyyyyyyyyy?

Let’s just face it - we all clicked on this, and now we have to deal with knowing we clicked on it.

Maybe we could round up both groups and put them on an island together somewhere.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT TAKE. CLEARLY NO ONE ANY GOOD HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW FOR FIFTEEN YEARS! JOE PISCOPO 4 EVA!!!!

Oh piss off. Pedantic bullshit. No one fucking cares.

This is like every interview ever given by every losing UFC fighter and boxer. Suddenly you find out all are injured and had no business being in the ring but gosh, they just had to suck it up and go in there and do their bestest. Bullsht. He got beat. He got outboxed. He lost. Now collect your insane gobs of money…

The sterilization was just the end step in the program starting in her childhood that created her to be an assassin, so yes, her monsterness was pretty much forced on her. It wasn’t “Oh I can’t have kids, I’m gonna go murder some folks”, it was a coldly deliberate step to ensure she had nothing in her life other than…

No but seriously, my daughter is super annoyed that she can't get a black widow costume/action figure/spy gear. It is literally all she wants.

Vin Diesel is a real nerd. That is, he's such a nerd that he never felt like he needed to publicly identify as such to make himself seem more relatable.

Eh. I think this is just a thing famous people do anymore. “I was a geek, a loner, shy,” etc. etc. to endear themselves to the public. If there had been as many nerds back in my day as those that claim to have been now, I would have had a LOT more friends than I actually did.

I’m going to be honest, I really like the wings at Hooters.

This Ctrl+Alt+Del strip totally nails the feeling of playing something like this with pubs and randumbs...at least if you’ve ever watched the movie Heat and thus get the joke...and really, if you haven’t, you shouldn’t be doing GTA heists or playing Payday.

I hate talking (VOIP) with strangers—especially as something like this either involves telling people what to do (which makes me very uncomfortable) or being told what to do (which I may disagree with, often seeing a better way).

So standing on the American flag is wrong but placing it between your crotch is the epitome of respect. Got it.

Throughout it all, several of the assembled black students point out that she’s resisting arrest and speculate what would’ve happened to them if they’d done the same.

She makes jokes about sex with Latino men being non-consensual and she just made a joke about Latinas being crazy vengeful stalkers. If that doesn’t offend you, then that’s your business but please don’t tell me not to be offended. Yes I am white but your assumptions about my partner, family and friends are wrong.