Yep. That’s dopey. Wow, just...WOW.

I dunno, man. A buddy of mine got rebuffed when he tried to get BBQ sauce for his chicken, and was told that’s only for tenders. Then again, that was at a Bojangles.

No, no. I can eat a 3 piece order of tenders. Hell, I could probably eat a 5 piece order of tenders or a three piece chicken combo.

Hold on. Did she buy it, or was she wearing it? Wearing it would be dopey. If she just bought it though...it could be a gift?

The sweater is ugly as fuck, but I gotta tell ya...that’s a pretty solid pitch.

3 piece tenders!?! You’re telling me they can’t put a two-piece with some cajun rice in there? Ok, the rice isn’t ideal for plane rides, but it’s DELICIOUS.

The first time I played, I met a stranger online and he sat at a table in my camp. He wanted to join up, but I had to work the next day. The guy was pretty cool about it.

Yes...and no.

From the trailer, I’m assuming they’re the villains. Then again, the Far Cry series has been known to engage in fuckery from time to time. Like my cousin Ron, Ubisoft play too much.

I’m all for this provided they finally release the show on DVD/Blu Ray. I didn’t get to see all of it back in the day. I caught all in all, maybe a dozen or so episodes. There were the ones with Ice-T as Danny Up. There was the season where Williams and Moreno join that squad after Torres gets killed. I missed a lot.

Have men ever believed that they could have it all? I can only speak for myself, but I never did.

WHO DOES THIS!?! Like, for real...what’s the endgame here? Gonna rub one out in the bathroom, Johnny? Damn...

4. A Hotel Rwanda-themed convention

I kind of feel the same way. Though, I don’t know if I want to be a gruff lawman or well dressed gentleman thug.

I’ve got one already and am trying to buy four more right now. One as a backup just in case, and the other three to give to friends.

You really made a lady think about this one, and not just because I got side-tracked dreaming of Italian meats.

I...hmmmm...you know...I’d totally watch that.

I’d like to see this whole cast in a new workplace sitcom...but as cops. I just can’t decide if they should be big city or small town. Yeah, I know it’s a hackneyed premise. But that cast worked so well together.

I may see it, and I may not. At the very least, it gave me an easy way to explain what the Green Book was to people.

CORRECTION: “If I were in a relationship, and the woman I’m with wanted an open one...”