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NOPE. I'm out. Too toxic.
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“I’m not taking anyone with attitudes. I have zero tolerance for that,” the flight attendant says.

Well...shit.

If “someone” made a version of this for women and gay men...would it sell?

They added that he was intoxicated.

Heh. What does that wristband look like? 

These are great!

They’re whining about the police brutality portrayed in the books...ok.

I was with you on Pre-Check. I started the process to get mine...but now there’s apparently a new thing called Clear. Of course, this means another fee...

Here’s the thing, and I think it gets overlooked (to the detriment of many)...a man may want kids...but not necessarily with “you”. (Not you, specifically. The general “you”.)

I remember dating a woman years ago that told me she didn’t want kids even though she knew I did. I learned this on the second date, and that (combined with a few other things) made that our last one. We remained friends.

You’re either attracted to the type of men who commit, or you aren’t.

Of course there’s a cure. Pointing, laughing, and brutal mocking.

This is all done to make people buy TSA Pre-Check and/or snacks and drinks in the terminal, where it’s hilariously expensive. The whole thing is a great big swindle.

YEP! I mean, this is an epic “You had ONE job...”

In GTA IV and V, I love executing a perfect dodge of someone’s punch, and then following up with a nice two-piece combo.

Offer to buy them a drink or a snack box on board or bring along something like a nice candy bar or small gift card to bargain with.

I think something like this was in an episode of NCIS*. A technical specialist was keeping files on potential husbands (and fathers), labeled “Potential Targets”. One of them turned out to be part of a gang of thieves and she ended up getting kidnapped.

Unless the Purple Rain CD was signed by Prince in shining purple ink...I’d let it go.