anyone else sing LL Cool J while reading fangirl threads?

GIRL WHERE YOU BEEN

Omg one of my favorite Jez commenters! I missed you too! I was live texting with a friend and also assumed this.

Beat you by 2 minutes.

oh god you are not even a little allowed to be president mori

OMG WELCOME BACK

I use a white bath towel and it has never once come away dirty from my legs.

I really doubt there’s much of a difference in cleanliness between soaping up your legs and rinsing/toweling them off when it comes to dust.

Very good instructions.

I’ve never understood what the problem is with peeing in the shower. The drain goes to the sewer and you’re saving a flush without having pee water sit in your bathroom for ages.

Same here! Except I do pee in the shower. MUAHAHAHAHAHA

I’m a man and so by my very nature, disgusting. But aside from my head/face I only wash the following: armpits and cock/balls/taint/asscrack. I’ll also wash my feet if they are in particular need (i.e. after mowing the lawn in flipflops). My science teacher in 7th grade said that we over-wash and use too much soap so…

nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.

typically, yes.

Adjacent question for people who don’t wash their legs: do you wash your feet?

YO afterellen writer and regular jezebel reader here. Everything Trish said is true. They told the writers yesterday that Friday would be the last day AfterEllen would publish as normal. They hopelessly mismanaged us while constantly stretching themselves thin, buying new properties and refusing to fix even the…

And if it rained or something that fur would get wet. It would get nasty and smelly so fast.

But what about the fur? I’ve been trying but I can’t think of a single instance where you would want/need your toes uncovered but thick fur on the top of your foot.

Don’t you have Birkenstocks? ;)