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It would take one crowd funded ticket to Oakland in Moriarty’s Ringtone’s name courtesy of the JEZEBEL commentariat

I can do this for him. Donkey sauce me, daddy. Take me to flavor town.

I volunteer as tribute. I love Guy Fieri and I will not be kink shamed by you vanilla flavorless weirdos.

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I would be happier if it said young aspiring prostitute, personally.

Your opinions are bad and I hate you.

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lolololol congrats on being the dumbest person in the comments, ya fucking bridge dweller.

you’re the first person to be able to answer this question for me.

I still think it’s insane rich people get DUIs, honestly.

I WANT TO KNOW HOW MANY

I am your brain surgeon hold on let me just smoke this crystal meth is makes my hands super steady

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Two catchers will never work! You need a pitcher!

I mean, I didn’t say it was impossible. I just said it was unlikely. Also, vaginal secretions have less of the virus than semen or blood. Way more than saliva, but way less than blood.

I mean, it’s possible, but e x t r e m e l y unlikely. I really don’t believe that’s how Magic Johnson contracted HIV. Studies suggest that a man would only contract HIV from having heterosexual sex with an HIV positive woman 1 out of 900 times.

I guess it’s just weird to me that someone with that amount of money doesn’t have someone following him around making sure he’s better at sex and drugs.

Dude people are so incredibly stupid about HIV it’s annoying. I work in a fucking hospital and I have people afraid to go in their rooms or use a pen after they signed something. Like motherfucker that person could spit in your mouth rn and you would be fine calm the fuck down.