I’ve only been to the one in Jersey City (it’s fantastic) but my sister has been to the one in Brooklyn (the OG, if you will) and she said BK was awesome, and JC was awesome.

Lost my virginity to a 17/18 year old when I was 14 and I really struggle with the fact that although I know it was statutory rape, I would not call myself a victim of rape*.

I don’t understand anyone who actively wants to be President so for once the Republican nominees actually make sense to me.

SARAH

So is continuing this comment thread three weeks fucking later.

Dude, I didn’t praise meat. I said that some vegetarians think meat is delicious and still abstain for moral or ethical reasons, and it seems strange to paint these as two mutually exclusive things.

Dude, you militant vegetarian types are so strange to me. I didn’t say you had to feel this way, or that you had to think meat was delicious, I just pointed out that you could feel this way. Some vegetarians, like you, do not like the idea of meat and it nauseates you. Others very much enjoy it and decide they’re…

I wish my parents would give me more small loans in that case

1. There are many studies coming out now that refute that and

The worst thing that ever happened to me was losing my undergrad ID when I lost my wallet because it had no expiration date or graduation date and I used it until I was about 25.

Oh goodie that sounds like fun.

I WANT TO GO TO THE OPERA

I’m about to go to NOLA with my parents and that’s probably the coolest thing I’ll do all fall.

You will pry diet coke out of my cold, dead hands.

fruit leather is disgusting.

I think you should probably start those other behaviors again tbh

I mean, if you take enough advil you gon’ die too but no one seems to get very alarmed about that.

Jimmy, I never fell this much when I had a cocaine problem.

WOW JUST TOO COOL TO HAVE SLEEPOVERS W US I GUESS

I COULDN’T SEE THE PHOTOS V WELL I WAS DRUNK AND MY PHONE SCREEN IS TINY