‘You’ll find out in 100 years.’ Instead, it was 50. I know he left a message for us five kids.”
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Um, I’m okay with MRAs narrowing their chances of marrying/fucking any women at all. This sounds like risk reduction.
I don’t want to think about Animal having a love life.
This one’s big in visuals, but I know how much people hate video lists, so here you go:
I’d consider him a solid 9.5 in terms of punchability.
So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…
never post again
You know you’re wrong for not including the observations made!
We were all disapointed when we didn’t get more garage space in the last two DLCs, but let’s not do anything stupid.
Juicy stuff. Tell more.
He was in Alabama! In a ballroom, convention center, stadium! Sportsparty!
Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.
Have you ever been to a live football game? For every minute of action, there’s about 3 minutes of guys standing around waiting for the guy with the headset and the clipboard to give the go sign.
these are 100% the worst people in the jalopnik community. nobody gains anything from disparaging something that’s actually, and not ostensibly or arguably, great. it’s fucking stupid. tesla rules sorry.
That’s how I say his name whenever I have to say his name.
How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.
To: Caitlin
You don’t know the pain of buying size 6 pants and then having to buy a size 10 jacket just so it will button on my boobs, ok? It is so hard!
“I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD.”