nohyphens

9/24/15

Um, I’m okay with MRAs narrowing their chances of marrying/fucking any women at all. This sounds like risk reduction.

9/21/15

I’d consider him a solid 9.5 in terms of punchability.

9/21/15

So he never had sex with a woman “that old”. A woman in her late 30s. That’s considered “really old”. WHO THE FUCK DO THESE GUYS THINK THEY ARE? LOOK IN THE GOD DAMN MIRROR YOU LOSERS! I’m 42 and I wouldn’t let your average looks anywhere near my pussy! I fucking hate deluded men who think they are god’s fucking gift…

9/21/15

never post again

9/21/15

You know you’re wrong for not including the observations made!

9/21/15

We were all disapointed when we didn’t get more garage space in the last two DLCs, but let’s not do anything stupid.

9/21/15

Juicy stuff. Tell more.

9/15/15

He was in Alabama! In a ballroom, convention center, stadium! Sportsparty!

9/15/15

Football fans are the dumbest motherfuckers on the face of the planet.

9/15/15

Have you ever been to a live football game? For every minute of action, there’s about 3 minutes of guys standing around waiting for the guy with the headset and the clipboard to give the go sign.

9/14/15

these are 100% the worst people in the jalopnik community. nobody gains anything from disparaging something that’s actually, and not ostensibly or arguably, great. it’s fucking stupid. tesla rules sorry.

9/14/15

That’s how I say his name whenever I have to say his name.

9/11/15

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

9/10/15

To: Caitlin

9/10/15

You don’t know the pain of buying size 6 pants and then having to buy a size 10 jacket just so it will button on my boobs, ok? It is so hard!

9/10/15

I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

9/10/15

“I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD.”

9/10/15

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD

9/9/15

I’m not into comics at all and can’t comprehend spending iPad pro money on a comic book reading device.... But then I remembered I have a mountain bike that costs more than several iPad pros.... So screw the haters. If that’s your hobby and you can afford it, awesome.

9/9/15

lol at “needs replacing” shareholders love you