Dead. I would have made that polite exit via the "excuse me I need to run to the ladies room".

The struggle is real

I just spit tea on my keyboard lol

Bol…Idk, but I can say whatever it was brought Peaches into being so Kappas are alright with me.

And you would be right. Good cologne can up a ninja's hug stock by many shares.

lol you probably had all kinda chicks sniffing around your locker. I remember I followed a dude halfway through the cafe one day trying to figure out what he was wearing lol

Please! I'm glad my generation had the training wheels of Curve, Cool Water and CK1

Yep, mom's came home baking me in her oven by the end of Freshman year.

Axe? This junior high again?

Make sure you call her "beloved" so she know you serious too

As a former coed who used to mix 151 in my daquiries- Nah!

I ain't never been that ripped…

I'm crriiiineee bol

Lol…everybody comes across theirs in different ways. One of mines was a person who was real cool, but I knew didn't fit for me long term but the chemistry was great.

Hmm, I don't have a set number, but when my BS meter starts detecting high levels that's usually when I hit her with the "girl we need to talk…"

I'd have a "Come to Jesus" moment with her, because I'm not the friend that's going to keep being the social director to her pity parties after Serge leaves her heartbroken and on a 10 day course of antibiotics. As adults, we have to take some responsibility for the part we play in our mess. But if she keeps going…

I think everybody has at least one 2AM Hotline Bling person in their phone, however it's nobody I'd regret calling. If u don't feel like being bothered, there are other options, ijs…

I remember watching the video on 106 & Park w/ Aj & Free, so maybe even earlier?

Yeah it is lol…I'm not trying to wake up next to a Jeromey Rome doppelganger and have the energy of dusty ninjas stuck to me all year…

Smh