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"Let's unpack this explication…"

Whet?

I heard Tumblr is like the back alley of these here innanet streets. That's why I stay on the sidewalk.

Gold star for that one sir

I've seen ninjas suck the marrow out a bone, so that's pretty thorough

"It ain't for everybody"- Jay-Z

and it rhymes

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Me thinks that anybody who doesn't like this song never had their groceries ate. My inner ratchet loves this joint.

This just made my heart smile lol

My HS was predominately black (98%) and I was enrolled in the magnet program. It was friendly competition to see who could carry the most AP classes, highest SAT/ACT scores and get scholarship money for college. Magnet program was like our own little bubble where we pushed and encouraged each other to excel.

Listen, I STAN for my HBCU (Xavier University of Louisiana). Those 4 yrs spent there (pre & post Katrina) were some of the most formative years of my life.

Damn damn damn! Sorry fam 😒

Random, but shout out to being a Debutante. Either most folks don't know what they hell Im talking about, others think I'm super bougie and a few are like "Me too!" Lol

Only thing saved their life was she had her nephew with her. Otherwise it would have been a First 48 episode.

"I like a woman wit a lil meat on her bones."
I was like Yaaaas Gloria lol

Then cut up on the security guard "What you gone put Me out Joe? You hear to put ME out?!" Like bish, I'm still his wife don't try me.

Messy ain't the word lol.