*dead*

Ayyye

Chile it's hard out here for a pimp. If I can find a man who shares my love for all things sophistaratchet, will attend the next invite only HBCU networking/spades tournament w/ me, and doesn't mind the fact that I need a satin cap when I sleep I might be in business.

Oh yes hunny! I remember when they rolled that out. That's way back when posts used to go up at midnight and Panama & Damon used to be the only contributors.

I thought you were going to say cause they were d*ckmatized. Cause I know plenny chicks who are all the way together but are getting dropped off at work in her own car by trifling, broke Rasheed cause he's fine and lays more pipe than Keystone.

Well I'm not thin by a long shot, however there are no bubbles to be had behind me.

"I always had dating advice for my gluteus maximus challenged black female friends to think about interracial relationships…."

Part of me wonders if we would be any better off if our society didn't focus so heavily on physical appeal. Cause how many dudes you know got kids by gorgeous trifling chicks cause her azz was so phat they could see it from the front?

*considers drawing up blue prints w/ a trainer*

"…like groceries…" -Jhene Aiko

Basically a Jane Kennedy doppelganger who put that tadow on him, had him fien'n, then got ghost on him

Ok, I had to run to urban dictionary to figure out "smatty*. then I snickered. Yup, President of the Tig ol Bittie comittee but lifetime member of Nassatall :(

Has a seat on the ninja brown couch in the "Black girls w/ no booty" section

"We know we’ll use the empirical evidence of the systematic racism in Ferguson to continue to fuel our own feelings about race and the police, to continue to protest and demand policy changes, to push for more federal investigations of more police departments, and to win any arguments against someone who refuses to…

"…reducing her to a tired trope because your feelings are hurt, or worse, just because you can and folks won't hold you accountable to it seems bitchmade."

*Starts the slow hum of "Come to Jesus"*

Listen hunny! That "laying it low & spreading it wide" still tickles my soul! bol

Am I the only one whose grandma was really about that life but loved the Lord too?

"Church people are *always* about that life when given the right opportunity to flourish. I would be willing to bet awl the liquor you drink on the way to work in the morning, the moment she stops pretending to be upstanding and straight laced, and you get her home for good, she is about every life that has ever held…

this damn dress is tap dancing on my reserve nerve because it's on EVERY news feed, timeline, news source that I read daily -___-