1. I'm abstaining from this one cause I'm not trying to be on the baby shower stroll come summer. Cause chances are when the box is empty nobody is trying to make that store run in 15 degree weather. Lbvs, some dudes pull out game is weaaaak

1. Add wearing basketball shorts/hoodies that I've stolen from ex boos.

Trap snacks! I absolutely love it lol

lol… ok I'm glad y'all feel me. I take comfort in knowing "your cousins 'nem" will not pop up requesting that we change the musical selections and ask "why y'all aint got no lime-uh-ritas"…

Does looking forward to Invite-Only events count as being bougie?

Guilty as charged. However, I would like to say just as easy as I identify with being bougie, I still am in touch with my "roots". I can switch from Bankhead to Buckhead flawlessly.

I personally love the phrase "Sophistaratchet". When you can quote Baldwin and still do hood rat stuff with your friends on the weekend.

Colored folks gone be overdosing on Kool-Aid

Have my hands visible at all times while shopping, especially if I'm wearing a big purse/bag. And I'll limit the number of times I stick my hands in and out of said bag I'm carrying.

yaaas for that morning pop lock!

lol maybe i'll binge watch during my holiday break

I'll admit, Omarion used to have me tapping my feet to "Touch" and "Icebox" & "O" used to go in, but I don't find him interesting enough to watch on t.v. And I've been over Ray-J since he killed the Moesha franchise :-/

I just couldn't connect with LHHH. I like my ratchet Southern fried, so LHHATL is what I'm waiting on.

I.can.not. lol

lol…well no faking the funk here, but I can appreciate the complexity of her work. Ms. Toni's work is not for those looking to pass the time.

I'm soo tired. The only solace I have right now is I work in an office full of Black people so I don't have to mask my emotions.

I've been stuck on Tar Baby for the last 4 years. I keep picking it up and putting it down as well.