This 100%. The article is credulously predicated on the idea that some critical mass of internet users understood “Kamala is a cop” to mean, like, literally that she’s a cop. Or that she REALLY bid adieu to a bus full of prison-bound mothers with a wave and a touch to the heart. I mean, to even include that latter…

I attended a concert at a big sports venue recently and while I’ve grown used to the whole TSA experience I don’t like the way it’s assumed that I’m potential scum while I’m enduring it. As a paying customer IMO I’m entitled to basic respect, so it miffs me when some goon starts ordering me around and telling me to…

Imma just leave this here, best tweet of 2019:

Gotta give props to dude for having the balls to call u up and open a dialogue. 

Yeah, that’s definitely a picture of a sunbathing asshole.

*Obligatory pedantic observation/clarification*

V6 engineered by Ferrari, and remarkably cast by Chrysler in Kokomo, Indiana and shipped to Modena for assembly.

Why exactly is a Patreon necessary for this exercise of civic duty?

I’m a Deadspin castoff and have nowhere else to go. Thanks for the photos. Boo men!

It’s a recursive crackpipe. Like, if you look with a magnifying glass, it’s made up of thousands of smaller crackpipes, each of which in turn consists of millions of even smaller crackpipes and so on.

i bet paltrow has tips for where to keep that crystal without cluttering up your living space.

She also had a news conference to address the above concerns, which she used to talk up her baby clothing line!

Look you can love whatever game you want. Ive always held the opinion that other people’s negative opinions on things I like can shove it.

Yes, tell me more.

I work at DoS.  She looks NOTHING like this in person.  Like no where near.  She airbrushed the shit out that Time pic for sure.

The Gang Dilutes a Brand Name

People don’t understand what the ACA cost Obama and the Democrats. They had 59 seats (with the Independents) in the Senate and a 79 seat majority in the house. Even with this massive advantage they couldn’t get a public option through the Senate and ended up passing the ACA in the senate with a 50-50 tie broken by Joe…

Every season a new professor..