You’re comparing the French Revolutionist as Nazi. Wrong revolution buddy. It’s the American Revolutionist that we’re Nazis. George Washington was worse than Hitler. 

lol whatever man I’ve talked with both General Mills and General Motors extensively.

I don’t wash my legs or my feet and I pee in the shower. IDGAF!

or Alt-Ctrl-Delete

This is the only wiggling Shaq understands.

Guess I walked into that one.

Please stop damaging the microphone. Thank you. — The Sound Guy

Lol yes please . Love golden stickers.

Good for you, fuckbag. What do you want? A golden sticker? Grow up.

From science fiction author Terry Bisson:

Suppose the aliens are lousy at math?

Bob the intern was parking the TIE fighter, and accidentally flew into the shot.

The seamless resurrection of an actor? Calm down, Nightline, it wasn’t that good.

Just look for the brackets. They solve everything. Put the cursor on the opening bracket for any sequence that has <>, [], {}, or () with gibberish in between and hit whatever button or key is enter for you. You’ll either get dummy answers removed or your tries reset. Usually after clicking them all, you’ll only have…

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Peach and Bowser have been dating since the 80's. Their developmentally challenged friend Mario doesn’t understand a sock on the doorknob and doesn’t understand putting an army of koopas outside trying to wave him away. Mario is sure that Peach needs to be saved.

Then may I suggest urffect & ansure? Because fukkit?