Mr. Obama,

If hiking with someone and run into a bear, best way to survive is to not be the slowest. If needed, the good’ol Shane tactic would work best.

Who needs reality when we have the internet?

If I try any harder, it’ll ripped out of my boxers.

Does it count that I said it with a smile on my face?

No. Where’s the fun in that?

No I will not keep it to myself. Especially from a Trump supporter like you. I bet you get wet dreams about Donald Trump giving you a Nuru Massage huh.

Wasn’t this guy in the movie Independence Day and the sequel that was release this year?

There’s no need to fact check if Hitler wore Khakis. It’s obviously from the film that you can do a German high legged march in jeans.

You know who wear Jeans, Donald Trump.

I was going to say something, but realize this is Deadspin. Football and anything athletic related stuff would be way over all your heads. So don’t mind me, and continue being a cunt. Have a great day.

Question: Why does Seattle Seahawks suck in 2016?

I’m a Niner fan myself since the first game I ever saw back in 1985 as a kid. Kaep had his run, but he was never good enough. Harbaugh was behind the success, he made Alex Smith look good. What the team needs is fresh Quarterback and a better coach.

LoL. Kaep was a joke. He doesn’t have Harbaugh to run to now.

Looks like Kaep is moving to Syria wearing all black and growing a beard. He does look good in black.

That’s more than what Kaepernick can do.

Because he is the retarded little brother they kept a secret from the rest of the world.

Hilary is a conniving lying bitch who only pursue he own agenda regardless of her ideology. She has no ground to stand on and will get american’s killed. She will pursue a socialistic ideal that benefits her friends in wall street and the elites. She will use the poor and minorities to maintain power without helping…

Not a fan of Trump nor Hilary, but lesser of evil I believe is Hilary.

You are stupid. Of course it’s horrible to drive because you’re doing it wrong. You’re only suppose to pretend to drive it and really have KITT do the actual driving.