Or you could just take 5

When it comes to internet black holes:

you got me there. this is what i get for kinjaing at work

I split my time between the mission and SJ, and grew up down here. Caltrain and BART is my life, I barely get to drive anymore which is sad

punctuation on the internet is for the weak

You can immediately dismiss any statement that starts with “In Kentucky”

Maybe, but you’re lame and dumb and who cares about a pointless internet argument where no one actually cares?

My girlfriend is from Santa Barbara, and now works here in San Francisco. Every time she says “should I take the 101?” I literally (not the fake literally) I grit my teeth. It drives me nuts

It always weirds me out lawns don’t have fences

Well I’m From NorCal (the superior Cal Obviously) and we don’t say “caddy corner” because we’re not useless degenerates and know how to pronounce letters

It’s “kitty corner”, not whatever abomination you typed

I just realized I’ve never seen a Rally Fighter out in public, hmm

I would totally fly an Avro to the sky with Dan Akroyd

Like a new Ford GT fucked a P1

You are so dumb it’s almost cute

You’re wrong and this is blatant clickbait

Obligatory

I was there! I loved that thing

Pupper included

I’ve wanted one for sooooooooooooo long. Never gonna happen though :(