How in the heck do you not notice you are going west, not north east, long enough to end up in West Virginia??????? Did the sunset not even bring on a little bit of a clue? He deserves every ounce of crap his friends give him. And more.

I used to live in the high desert of California. When it would snow the CHP would close the Cajon pass and people would become frantic looking for a way back to LA around this closure. GPS made this problem much, much worse.

My uncle had the 4x4 version. It was AWESOME. The dude with chains only had the RWD one and the rear was flailing around while he got no traction.

Oops. Replied to Bob instead of the main thread. I had the Toyota van, not this uber cool thing.

Had one of these in the 80's. Great van but it ate tires in the front due to the weight of the engine over the tires.

Really pretty. Thanks for enlightening me!

I know cars. Really well. Particularly classic ones. I didn’t know the type 34 existed until this comment. And now I want one. Whoa.

It’s...beautiful. I want one. Bad.

True story: my friend broke down in his classic Chevelle. He pulled into a garage that was mostly dark but there were people there. They were a mopar club having some sort of a meetup. He needed a new fan belt which the garage had.

There is only one topic that invites universal scorn on jalopnik. Expressing anything but contempt for automatic transmissions and/or CVT’s.

Quiznos is terrible. Why would anyone eat there over, well, any place other than Subway....

That’s because $14 is reasonable. On my home in california the earthquake insurance was, IIRC, about $2000 a year with a $25,000 deductible and so many provisos and exceptions that I couldn’t figure out what it would actually pay. So, yeah, I opted out of that.

Although I don’t care for the modifications on the red BMW, the man is a true jalop hero. Bravo, and sorry about your house dude. That bites.

I saw one the other day LOL

This reply gave me the best vacation ever:

You guys all don’t get it.

99.9% = using a baking soda volcano to simulate a geyser

I agree. I took no photos. I just took it in. Amazing and beyond words. I drove 26 hours round trip, and it was worth it.

As a pastor, this does not surprise me. When we are scheduled to preach it’s exceedingly hard on someone else to fill in at the last moment. If there is any way, any way at all, you be there.

This needs to come as a set. One perfect condition, and one you can drive the crap out of. Because you have to know how it feels to drive it, and this thing is so perfect it would be a crime to drive it.