As someone how has been in this exact same spot, GET OUT!

Must be looking for a..stable relationship.

I’m gonna say nay on this one.

Didn’t read the article? The boss changed the dress code after the fact because they didn’t want pony tails or head scarves.

If you want, you can turn on battery saving, which just means turning it upside down blackens the screen while allowing you to put it in your pocket. That way if you’re not too worried about missing a pokestop, your phone will just vibrate whenever a pokemon pops up.

I do rather like this method of syncing it with a…

I’ve had this problem for almost a week now, really does kinda suck, but honestly it’s a minor problem compared to the app hanging and the servers being down.

So... ... ...Syberia? or Starship Titanic? or almost every other adventure game from late 90's-early 2000's?

that’s why PC will always be a betting gaming platform. it’s open.

RE voice lines: there’s one, and only one, that I unlocked with my all-too-infrequent credits: Mei saying “Sorry, sorry, I’m sorry, sorry” in that adorable tiny voice.

I feel like a lot of commentators here are missing the indicators of why this joke was aimed entirely at making fun of himself.

Look at what the wife actually says, guys. She’s worried about his safety, she has a headache, she brings up reasonable refutations of his points, she gently tells him that they just can’t…

Uh, you cheat in an online competitive game you do it at your own risk, if you get banned well, that’s your fault. If the ban is unfair you can appeal the decision. Also why would anyone ban people if they cheat in “offline mode”?

This is just ridiculous.... I mean it’s a game for fuck’s sake and i love games as much as the next guy/gal, but really? Are these really adult people? How do they even function in society is probably the bigger question.

No, no. Don’t do that. You stop that right now.

I primarily played as Reinhardt, and I would actively throw myself in front of his grappling hook just for a quick ride to his face, and then charge/flame/hammer to finish them quickly.

You act like that didn’t happen then. Only difference is that they didn’t get patched then. They just stayed broken with bugs.

Its the problem with how our game system currently works. 20 years ago, a game was a game. There was no balancing, no updates, no nerfs, no early access. You loved Diablo or you hated it. Now people release an unfinished, unbalanced, buggy game, then figure they’ll spend the next year or two getting it working on…

His own meme backfired on him. Now we think he is the asshole, and we are showing him the door.

I’ll just leave this here. (via xkcd)

The flying sharks are a bit much, but samurai were summoning puppies all the time.