GameStop, that friend of a friend that knows too much and spoils all the surprises

I’m looking forward to Twitch Plays Cho’gall

Thank you hometown of Lebanon, New Hampshire. The one time you make national news for anything and all we get is a whiskey bottle and a terrible joke.

GET OFF MY GAWD DAMN SOCIAL TAB!

I hate giving any sort of acknowledgement that GameStop knows what’s going on behind the scenes at these companies, primarily because they’re like the biggest spoilers in the entire industry, but they do tend to be correct about things.

I am not ashamed of my desire to want this game.

The issue with these particular malwares is that once you have them, you always have them. It’s pretty much guaranteed that if you pay the ransom and don’t get your computer basically sanitized afterwards, you can expect it to pop up again in 30 days demanding more money.

Congratulations on letting the bad guys win.

We’ll see them again in Jem and the Holograms 2: The Desperate Quest for More Money

Honestly, the whole like... Ninja Girl thing started killing my pleasure from Day 1. The writing is just... not clever. It’s sluggish and basically begs the watcher to try to ignore all the glaringly dull scenarios by flailing it’s arms and screaming “but it’s people with SUPER POWERS”

Such a beautiful play.

Incoming swarm of ADC Kindred, because Jungle failures.

Nothing says romance like asking someone to marry you at an event in front of millions of rabid, frothing from the mouth video game fans.

Some people just enjoy playing their League matches on the fridge or microwave oven. I have a special set up for my Toaster so that it makes toast every time I kill someone.

I really want to say to anyone who’s curious and/or fence sitting, considering picking up the Stanley Parable and trying it out. I need to grab this one myself, but it’s nice to play a game that isn’t just a game but is thought provoking and invokes a sense of curiosity.

They already are, it’s just every time they “march into combat” they get stoned first and end up at White Castle.

ERMAHGERD SMERK WURD E’RURDAAAAAY HURRRRRRRRR

“Always looking for ways to be more efficient in our life? With this delightful app, all it’ll take is one click to alienate your friends and neighbors!

While yes, $130k is a lot for a car, pretty sure that’s not in the “status symbol for the 1%” line of cars.

Huh... in California I had to pay tax on the promotion... that’s... weird.