I am counting on those photons to knock the plastic microparticles out of my neurons! Hey, what were we talking about again?

Let’s see, the dialog, the acting — holy shit, the actual premise... I can go on if you like.

Honestly for me Blue Light seems to have more of an effect on my liver.

O, if only they could find a donor that could universally work with situations like these.

I am not 100 percent sure,

A working theory: LeBron James may still be good at basketball. Will investigate and report back.

I’m told that Butler specifically sang, “You can wipe off that grin, I know where you’ve been, it’s all been a pack of flies.”

Daryl Morey, notedly averse to information

They were actually playing Quidditch, duh.

Windy hasn’t posted a pod yet, can somebody go round and check up on him? There is no way he doesn’t want to shout about this.

Fucking September truthers on this site, I swear to fucking god

Joe is a billionaire foreigner stealth-ordering Daryl Morey and all Americans not to talk about Hong Kong. His origin myth is irrelevant.

Your algos need better language comprehension decision trees

Rick Scott has tweeted on behalf of “Human Rights over Profit” in an apparent attempt to twist rhetorical logic itself into a mathematically-impossible Mobius toroid.

Also, fuck man, he’s right

Who the fuck is Joe Tsai to walk into America and talk about what is and isn’t acceptable speech by American citizens? His rationalizations of today’s fascism using yesterday’s tragedies is hilariously similar to Putin.

Kyrie Irving is reading all this and wondering what the hell is going on out there on Earth’s perimeter.

Dude you are posting 1000 words specifically about political discourse with a username designed to fuck said discourse up. Origin of the name doesn't matter.

If you are seeing a peer relationship in those videos then maybe Instant Replay isn’t right for baseball.

Or really for soccer, even.

If there is a baseline between exuberant celebration and disturbingly degrading behavior, these videos are a slow roller toward first that might not stay in fair territory.