9:50 is actually an AI construct. Not human. Very advanced technology.

My reaction to the headline was “then why didn’t he dunk it on a 10-foot rim?”

This doesn’t seem *that* thin-skinned... plus I am inclined to give Dolan a little slack on ejecting people, as he is not one of the many sports owners taking down public stadium grift money (that I am aware of.) Still a bad look but miles better than Sarver for instance.

Wait are we just accepting the whole Weather Channel gimmick of naming snowstorms now? 

That wasn’t a fight. That was an assault.

You clearly are speaking from a perspective of having consumed fewer than 4 Blue Lights in the last 20 minutes. Thus making you completely out of touch with Core Hockey Fans.

I kinda like Ty Lue and hope he doesn’t get this job.

#1's defense was #2

This is definitely the story I expected given last night’s game, but I feel like we are overlooking a new, more insidious menace:

Meanwhile, Terry Rozier feels like Napoleon Bonaparte was a bit too chill back in the day.

Keep trying, you’ll find one. Trust me.

Fry’s is selling electronics and food now? Gross! No thank you.

Also, please un-gray me, I feel like I have fringe rotation player potential.

Counterpoint! The draft is a total crapshoot anyway, especially the high picks; “competent” GMs are exactly like high-performing fund managers that turn out to be fortunate for a few years until they aren’t.

No, he missed the padded surface. Oh man, this (19 year old) kid is super lucky to be alive, but maybe even more lucky he missed the other kids.

Every time Tatum and Hayward share the court without Kyrie lately they look like they really like playing together. I can’t believe Ainge didn’t pull the trigger at the trade deadline.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antihero

Suddenly every fortnight seemed too little

I dont understand why Ainge didnt pull the trigger 

Are we discussing the Danny Ferry hire here, in an article with three of the word "Embarrassing " in its title? Just wondering.