Cooking mushrooms in butter without paprika is food crime. You’re doing crimes, people.

I would like a complete mirror finish with the words You Are Secretariat.

America voted on school shootings and gives zero fucks. Non story.

The twitter reax are mostly about him stepping on the flag and how he hates America.

Technically he isn’t? Which, can’t Adidas fire him since he was waived?

A crazy coda:

Shams-vs-Woj day is the very best day

Semi-related: Crystaps Sobzingis is starting to get a little annoying with the near-constant CYA stuff. It’s like he’s middle management at a backwater GE division or something.

Bron for Kawhi straight-up, who says no?

He looks like an actual crocodile.

Weirdest thing about this trade: Shitty Uni Fonts to other Shitty Uni Fonts

Have spent a lot of time in Sofia and Plovdiv. There are between zero and five honest, hardworking Bulgarians that can afford Ferraris. Probably closer to zero.

Why are Kevin Love’s metacarpals are so goddamned selfish?

Lonzo Ball

To be fair I don’t think Blake will play tomorrow night

Strava is the best. And so is this.

Is he? Is he?

Since Bron picked Kyrie (definitely!) in a telegraphed but possibly also sincere bout of magnanimity, I think he maybe picked Love for the same reasons. Also, my gut is Kristaps went last.

Is narrative now a synonym for most-likely scenario?

Importantly *cannot* charge a new MacBook Pro 13" or 15" this way. 15 inch version needs all of the watts.

Importantly *cannot* charge a new MacBook Pro 13" or 15" this way. 15 inch version needs all of the watts.