How is this not something I can watch on Twitter?
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Please don’t kill yourself. It doesn’t make sense to anyway, as we all have plenty of time in which to be dead.
technically it’s east coast lost coast
Counterpoint: My neighborhood is great and our NextDoor is a great resource. When my neighbor has free succulents, I want to know. When my neighbor is robbed, I want to know.
You’re with me, leather hoodie
Getting hit by a car < $12.75M in funding < whopping
This needs 1000x stars. Holy shit what a disgrace.
Dude was also robbed at gunpoint. Good times!
Maybe if she’d lift weights and work out a little this wouldn’t happen.
Bring back CWebb
No he is not. Next question.
“It was never a dream of mine” is a pretty good joke, Mike! You should go write for ESPN!
This Headline Is Muy Bueno.
I anticipate that they will accidentally draft Mrs. Garrett.
IMPORTANT UPDATE
The obvious pieces of shit aren’t so bad... it’s the covertly evil ones that don’t even realize they’re evil that kill me.
This article would be so much better if it pointed out the LeBron is the obvious MVP and all the Russ/Harden stuff is really the battle for the MVPNNLJ award.