If you can find a ‘06-11 Civic Si with 59,000 miles for less than 10 grand, please let me know. Seriously, PLEASE. I will buy it, and I already have an ‘11 4 door.

I’ll fight you.

Counterpoint: Fuck you, Chris.

I am new to MMA and boxing, but I’ve really enjoyed it. It is amazing to me that these men seal their fists inside orbs of concrete and then spin around like tops inside the ring and when the concrete orbs smash against their opponent, pieces of the opponents body will just explode in a red spray of gore. But the…

The Portobello Muchroom, a minivan of Italian origin. There is rumor that a class action lawsuit is on the horizon, because of excessive cabin moisture, leading to uncontrollable interior fungal growth. It is possible that the recycled natural materials used on the interior is a contributing factor.

The Chevy Cyst in no match for a Mitsubishi Lancer.

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The all new, Chevy Cyst!

Buick dingus.

It’s even funnier when you own an older civic (2001) and have to choose either being able to accelerate to highway speed or having the air conditioner on.

Here’s another fun piece of related engine tech: The Honda VTEC system was an evolution of the REV system used in the CBR400RR sportbike. Except in that system instead of switching profiles, the engine actually switches from 2 valves per cylinder to 4 at a certain RPM. It sounds even more wild than the civic VTEC,…

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

Possibly really stupid take alert: If LeBron had it to do over again, knowing that going back to Cleveland he would be guaranteed a third championship, but also that in getting that championship he would enable and to some extent justify Dan Gilbert’s bullshit, LeBron should not have gone back to Cleveland.

At a certain point, it’s not even a non-apology. Like, if I read you my grocery list, is that a non-apology? Or is it so far away from being an apology that it doesn’t even merit the term?

It’s a good thing that wasn’t a jailable offense, else SB Nation would’ve penned a longform to how misunderstood the author was.

He’s calling Gordon Hayward gay for leaving the Jazz

Kluwe doesn’t get beer. He’s a kicker.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.