Of course it happens to the only reasonable guy on the network. I adore Shep.

I have a cross stitch sign in my bathroom that says “Please don’t do coke in the bathroom.”

Yep, people do say “no” a lot of different ways. There’s probably millions of ways to say “no” when you consider tonality and an individual’s forming of the sounds. These are five, fairly obvious ways that have been associated with liars out of the however many ways it’s possible to say the word; by people who deal…

I don’t normally condone lying to your significant other, but you enjoy the heck out of that Nutella.

One technique I use at work, which I feel is the best at establishing a baseline of someone’s character (I deal with people who commit things like financial fraud, wee!)— I ask people questions that I already know the answer to. Once you determine an outright lie using this technique, it’s important to follow up with…

I wouldn’t call it offensive, but it is perhaps the most incorrect article Jezebel has ever published. Perhaps it was not intended to be a factual article?

Possibly the most offensive article that Jezebel has ever published.

I loved classes and homework and reading primarily as a means by which I might avoid contact with my peers. It didn’t always work, of course. And I certainly was considered the weird kid, and being better friends with the teachers than I was the other kids didn’t help. Nor did my questionable fashion choices.

I loved it until middle school broke my spirit.

I loved the first day of school. But, after that they expected you to DO things, so...I was not a fan at that point.

And hoodies. And sweaters and warm apple cider and smoking some weed outside in crunchy leaves. Fall is awesome. The 11% that picked winter as the best season need to be culled before they reproduce and spread their defective genes to another polluted generation.

Really, who wrote this article, Satan?

I sincerely love it when you guys publish articles that exist for the sole purpose of making people irrationally OUTRAGED.

Winter is the worst. Summer is the best. I used to be meh on Fall but Taylor Swift’s Red sold it to me and I’m Pro-Fall now.

I know. I went into this article thinking “Now what is he on about?”

Law enforcement now uses “child sexual abuse material”, abbreviated as CSAM. They specifically don’t use “porn” because porn has the connotation that it’s sexy and fun. CSAM are essentially crime scene photos.

Why is it so surprising that a businessman with half a billion in the bank might be smart?

Yeah wow. Something I never thought twice about but is obviously an incorrect terminology.

Let’s not forget that boys are also abused in this matter.

Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs is about as right as you can be. Good for him for using his celebrity megaphone for good ends. The AP’s style guide needs to be rewritten.