Had I known this was a thing I would’ve called the cops my sophomore year of college when the assholes who lived above me spent an entire semester playing “My Heart Will Go On” on repeat.

We need pre-cogs so we can arrest people who even THINK about playing Ed Sheehan.

Still not the worst Daily Mail headline I can think of:

When I lived in London, I once used it to soak up my neighbour’s piss in the hallway. Did the job just fine.

There is a crossfitter named Björk Odinsdottir and I think Odinsdottir is just about the coolest surname ever.

Probably “Whatsinthebox.”

I see how it is, guys.

Well I’m gonna have to stop having sex dreams about Samira Wiley now. :(

They look so gorgeous and happy, and I’m loving that cape.

Congrats to Samira and Lauren, but that doesn’t make me feel better about Poussey.

She grabbed her by the Poussey.

Or all the people who thought Cohen’s Hallelujah was a wonderful Christmas song that should be sung by children.

God help me, I was involved in a mosh put to that song as a teen. I recall it fondly, for reasons my 31-year-old self cannot explain.

God help me, I was involved in a mosh pit to that song as a teen. I recall it fondly, for reasons my 31-year-old self cannot explain.

So... I’ve made a buttload of Supernatural themed cookies in my time. Demon Traps and sigils and even Sam, Dean, and Cas! (Thanks to my sister providing me with the cookie cutters!)

Oh god, I know. I am at work and I almost cried.

She’s not.

As a British person, I am completely baffled that Cat Deeley is famous in the US.

Hers was the first concert I ever went to in the Titanic days. My friends and I woke up early and forced our moms to drive us to the ticketmaster (at the local video store!) to wait in line... We got 4th row tickets so we were the youngest in the section by a decade or so and when we were LOSING OUR MINDS screaming…