Ed Westwick once stole my glasses at a party then forcibly “kissed” me as “payment.” I told him to fuck off and asked for my glasses back. Pretty sure homie was coked out of his mind and kept slipping the DJ (my boyfriend at the time) money to play “his requests.” DOUCHE.

Now you mention it, it IS starting to take on that pulsating-void feeling of despair and yawning emptiness you get from a Rothko.

Never Forget:

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I’ve never understood the snark against Britney Spears. She has been exploited by the industry from a young age, and by the sounds of it didn’t have particularly strong role models at home or outside of the industry, so it’s hardly surprising she’s made some questionable choices and looked for love in the wrong…

The occasional mass daily slaughter of innocent men, women, and children...

The gun “debate,” inasmuch as it ever actually took place, is over. We lost. The occasional mass slaughter of innocent men, women, and children is just the occasional price we pay.

Congratulations!! You are a running badass!

I’ve tried this off and on and it’s extremely depressing to realize that even $600 blouses at Nordstrom are made in China. They just have bigger profit margins. And while I’ve heard that there are factories in China (for example) that adhere to fair labor laws, I’m pretty fucking skeptical.

Alec, no one asked you. Have a seat.

This guy is such a piece of shit.

men can be feminists, but don’t trust a single fucking one who makes a living off feminism.

He’s been accused(by me) of not really deserving the Oscar for The Revenant, but actually deserved it for What’s eating Gilbert Grape all those years ago. And also not marrying Kate Winslet when when he had the chance, cause their love for each other is undeniable.

I’ve been on three cruises in my life, and I absolutely loved every single one of them, but I’m also not the misanthropic impatient snob the author seems to be. The food was good (not great, but good) and there was plenty of it. Free room service round the clock (order fresh-baked cookies to your room at midnight and…

I got my parents a cruise last Christmas (we were poor when I was younger, so this was my way of giving us our first real family vacation) and it was great (Royal Caribbean).

I used to work in a casino. Money is disgusting. I never washed my hands so much as when I worked in that place. Side note: never buy a drink from one of those vending machines that do hot chocolate, coffee, chicken soup ect. The spout on that is teeming with grossness.

NEVER FORGET:

She refused one million dollars...

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Tila Tequila will be their Secretary of State, won’t she?