mysterymaquina24
Mysterymaquina24
mysterymaquina24

It seems as though on October 3, 2017, after only 7 shows, Megyn Kelly’s wardrobe stylist decided that nothing fucking matters anymore.

What a douche

1. Taylor is the most Slytherin Slytherin who has ever Slytherin-ed. Lean into it, girl.

Kit Harrington went to a Halloween party (in early October?!) dressed as his GoT character.

That’s impossible, blue base is incredibly difficult to remove, she would have had to bleach it out with at 20-30 volume cream. What a fucking moron. She doesn’t get to say she was punk or any type of rebellious kid. Fuck her and her family.

i think she was going for the grunge look and not punk circa 1994 given her ripped jeans and flannel. Ivanka is to authentic alternativegrunge as Candlebox was to authentic alternative/grunge.

Ripped corduroy jeans and flannel shirts” So fucking edgy, Ivanka.

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

Looks like textbook fucking harassment to me. No slip on that goddamn slope, not at all.

Yes, Pence is a lot less likely to start a land war in Asia.

SPANISH IS THE LANGUAGE OF ALL THE RAPISTS AND DRUG DEALERS EVERYBODY KNOWS THIS

Oh, I know! And her VP was scary Tim Kaine. All the guy wanted to do was speak Spanish and play the harmonica, not, you know, hang all the gay people. Glad we narrowly escaped that! /s

Boy I sure am glad we avoided the corrupt-as-all-hell Hillary Clinton!

Spoiler alert: responsible breeders don’t sell their puppies to puppy stores. A pet store puppy is a puppy mill puppy.

If you don’t yet feel like there’s no tomorrow, you’re a hard man, Bobby Finger. I am in utter awe of your ruthless determination and strong stomach, please don’t feel that you have to prove any more!

I noticed that Savannah Guthrie had a weirdly sad but peppy tone of voice when she interacted with Megyn on the Today show last week. Kind of an “I know you would have bullied me in junior high but you are so pitiful right now I’m not even going to gloat.”

I always enjoyed the dark crystal / full house crossover episodes,