I’m totally shocked that a man who made his career objectifying women would abuse them and treat them as disposable. Shocked.

Paula deen has clearly learned her lesson (and by that I mean, rather than taking a racist stance on an issue, she’s learned to have her husband take the racist stance she no longer can for PR reasons).

My fetus has a heartbeat and I haven’t puked since Monday!

How about no more police brutality?

I never noticed how bad her nose job was until I saw that picture you so graciously posted at the top.

She’s dead. He’s dead. Her corpse is probably a desiccated husk right now. She has no space to invade.

Bobby, are you getting combat pay for this? If not, you should.

Jane should have asked if they could start by discussing Megyn’s nose job.

Starred for the look on Jane Fonda’s face.

So why didn’t she ask Robert Redford about his terrible facelift?

Remember that time that Tim Allen got busted for drunk driving?

Tim Allen, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock are the holy trinity of celebrity embarrassments from Michigan.

Tim Allen post requires Tim Allen mugshot.

Tim Allen had six seasons of his dumb fucking show (that I actually had no idea that it existed) and 130 episodes. He’s got enough that it can go into syndication and he can get sweet moolah for doing nothing. How much more does this snowflake cuck want. Sorry Tim, it’s not that you’re conservative; it’s that YOU’RE…

Right?

Fuck you, you racist, fascist KKKeebler Elf of a man! Fuck you with an underripe pineapple.

“But it is transforming into an echo chamber of political correctness and homogenous thought, a shelter for fragile egos.”

Megyn Kelly nearly dodged the question by saying, “[First of all], I would never be at a sporting event.”

Haaaa like she’s gonna last 500 days.