While I will never speak ill of Paul Winchell’s voice acting, my internal and external evil cackle is that of The Monarch.

I like that, in the same vein as the coffee pods, all the pizza in “The Good Place” appears to be Hawaiian.

You just know she’s watching Jaws and rooting for the shark.

I like your style.

Well then. I think he’s gotta to flip on Trumples lest he find himself mysteriously vanished by Putin’s witness-removal squad. I say bleed him dry for info, then try him for treason. Oh, and promise him a plea deal, break the promise, and laugh.

D’arcy Carden needs an Emmy. Frankly, everyone on that show needs an Emmy.

Nope, Today. This somehow manages to be worse than your failed attempt to make Matt Lauer relatable.

I find Janet so forking adorable. Such a great cast!

I shouldn’t be giggling that Bridzilla’s SoVeryImportantWedding got ruined by an “act of God”... but here I sit.

Sabrina the teenage bitch

Clarissa Needs to STFU.

But you Brits also say “pasta” with a flat a, and it always sounds ridiculous.

Yes, I cannot stand that woman. Besides the way she treated Angie Martinez badly live on hot ‘97, my first visual of her was as an interviewer on a red carpet. She would just ask these tasteless, horrible questions that made even the celebs stop and gape at her nerve.

“ **for a woman in her fifties**, she looks fine).”

but that would be a massive insult to Charo, who is everything holy and good.

That’s who I thought it was at first, too! I was super confused.

She’s criticized women for fillers, looking like and/or being strippers, being “fake” etc, and after seeing that picture I’m convinced it’s because all of those descriptors hit a little too close to home.

I can’t wait to watch every single clip of this show I can manage to dredge up out of the depths of YouTube.

Let’s add Antonio Sabato Jr. to this list.

“What you are experiencing is called a teachable moment. It is called a gift. It is called a humbling. It is called Jesus, I come to thee. It is called an awakening. It is called a growth edge. It is called hope.