Exactly.

yeah he practically begged her to be on

My husband gets annoyed that I watch these shows. I try to explain to him that watching crazy, rich women argue about petty shit makes me feel better about my life.

How could I forget his masterpiece?

With the state of the world rn, I need this pettiness and silliness. Thank you, Bravo and thank you, Andy Cohen.

Christmas shopping just got a lot easier.

I love and hate you for this.

Finally! God, I love NY housewives.

You’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle? You’re missing out, my friend!

I think a lot of hyper-religious, conservative men have totally bought into the idea of women (other than the wife) as temptresses and men as being uncontrollable in terms of sexual desire. The only way to avoid giving into their baser nature is to avoid temptation. In this case, this means not going anywhere alone…

I think you did yourself a favor. Better that happen than actually eat at TGI Friday’s.

Did my three cardigans turn you on?

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

I think the fact that none of these conservative male fuckwits have any women they think of as just friends speaks VOLUMES for their disdain for women as people. Because obviously for them, if a woman isn’t for fucking or marrying or knocking up, there’s just no reason to interact with her or care about her at all is…

Well, because most men want to sex up all the women they see.

I think most men think all women want to have sex with them.

My hatred of Matt Walsh knows no bounds. I grew up in a religiously conservative community and people like him piss me off. Fuck the patriarchal evangelical conservatism that passes for his brand of Christianity.