Your mom is a good person.
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Indian guy (assuming from accent) berating me for taking his money at some porn website (I am not even joking). Apparently he paid 5 pounds on some obscure website and then found my (new) number there. I found it way too amusing to hang up, last thing spoken was “Give me my porn motherfucker!! I hate you!!”.
This is…
Early 90s, on a land line, when I first moved back to my home city after getting out of the military. For months, I would get calls at random times of the night looking to talk with a Reverand somethingoranother. They had a problem and needed the good Reverand’s help.
I kept patiently explaining that this was my…
I live in Dallas, TX. Years ago, Dallas had only one area code, 214. Eventually, they expanded and added a second area code, 972 and thus they began requiring 10-digit dialing instead of just 7 digits. If you forgot to dial the area code and just dialed the last 7 digits, it was random as to whether you would be…
I had a guy dial my number by mistake when he was trying to call his girlfriend. He was somehow convinced I was having an affair with her since I answered “her” phone. I tried to explain that he had the wrong number but dude would NOT let it go. He called back a bunch of times, getting more and more agitated and…
Aren’t “Kendall sources” and Kendall’s “management” one and the same?
Jesus Kendall, maybe go out there and do something that shows you aren’t as tone-deaf as this ad made you seem? Join a protest, donate some money, be willing to get arrested to make a point? If you are still butt-hurt about the Pepsi ad you could always just, you know, prove the critics wrong.
What the fuck? No. That is like saying if woman A slept with woman B who was trans but before she had transitioned in any way, or even publicly identified that way, then woman A has slept with a woman even though at that time woman B was biologically and publicly identifying as a man. Circumcision done to you as a…
It probably didn’t occur to them that fornicating with animals was the sort of thing they’d need legislation about.
Sorry, I’m not googling any of that for you. :P
Holocaust centers.
informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency
honestly im only gonna worry about the kids if they didnt invite the grand parents..... if philips there... it will be him somehow :)
Fuck, yeah, Maryland.
While this is awesome, I don’t want anyone to forget that Hogan is trash.
GO MARYLAND! Also, can we stop referring to it as “defunding” Planned Parenthood? PP doesn’t really receive “funding,” it just gets reimbursed via systems like Medicaid and Medicare for the services (minus abortions) that it provides low income people- same as literally any other health care provider. Its not like…
The second part of that lemonade stand story In The New Yorker is kind of revealing, too, but in a different way:
They persuaded their bodyguard to buy lemonade, and then their driver, and then the maids, who “dug deep for their spare change.”
I thought we saw her as a stupid, spoiled child, and possibly dating a borderline pedophile?