He also never learned to button his suit coat when he stands up to be photographed.

How would you like that man sweating and grunting to top of you. Maybe the money and fame get you through it at first, but that wears off. The only thing in her favor is that he’s old enough now to have a prostate the size of a plum and might not be able to have sex anymore.

But the pain to Obama is gone as he leaves office and Putin is left with a tenant whose value has greatly declined.

Will Trump give Snowden back his passport and decline to pursue charges? It’d get Snowden out of Putin’s hair and what’s good for Putin is good for Trump.

“It’s not clear if Assange will stick to that pledge.”

Did she go to Liberty, Regents, or Oral Roberts? That would explain it.

Remember that Allen plays for Duke. If any player retaliated, that player would be thrown out of the game and probably be bounced from his team.

So, how much longer will people believe Coach K’s image as a honorable and moral man? In reality, he’d knock his mother to the ground and kick her if it meant more wins for his team.

Don’t forget that scientists love to pet cobra like alien creatures that emerge from a river of tar...oh...and pull heads off desiccated corpses and try to reanimate them with massive shocks of electricity.

It sounds like only 12 of the Rockettes (the full time employees) are obligated to perform. That would be a statement in itself.

I enjoyed seeing them on my junior high school trip to NYC, but haven’t been since.

Oh, awesome. Oliver North is presenting an award at the event. Iran-Contra, anyone?

Why not both?

“Gabor died from a heart attack on Saturday after five years on life support.”

We drank all the rum in a bar in the French Quarter in New Orleans.

Of course, the men who wrote this know that for generations if a young Catholic man was gay, he had three options. One, be a “confirmed bachelor” who never found the right girl and live out a deeply closeted life and caring for elderly relatives; Two, move to a city far from home and live an honest life but apart…

I ran into Matthew Lesko, the guy who wears a jacket covered with question marks and sells books as to how to get money from the Federal government. We were seeing the same movie at a theater in the DC suburbs. He was wearing his jacket and had an oversized briefcase full of his books ready for sale. He was…

We were walking past a very nice hotel in the French Quarter in New Orleans one evening just after dark. Lenny Kravitz came out of the lobby door, head down like he was expecting paparazzi or something (It was just my friend and me and we were just there accidentally.), and went right into a limo. The limo, which…

Penn State had a tribute to Joe Paterno at a game this season. They still have some things to get right in their heads.

It’s not like driverless cars could do something like kill someone...