He was amazing. I can't imagine how difficult it must have been for them to stand up and speak in a venue like that.

“National Oceanic and Atmospheric Association”

I can’t adequately express how happy I am. We’re going to have a woman president. One of the last and toughest barriers is tumbling down. Hallelujah.

And CNN. He's going to try to either seduce or bite or both Anderson Cooper live on television.

Warren is in a strong position where she is in the Senate and could maintain that strength for as many years as she chooses. It'd be crazy for her to take a cabinet position.

How long has he lived in Virginia? How long has he held elected office there? The man should be rooting for Virginia Tech (great engineering school, btw). If he prefers poncey bastards who act like Thomas Jefferson signed their friggin basketball court, he could root for UVa. Never an out of state team, except if he…

“We stand as a nation divided...our work is almost done here, my friends!”

Also, drinking and dancing are A-OK with the RC Church. Those activities alone result in about a third of the world’s Catholics.

Let me show my age and ask what the drinking age in California is, then ask what the average age of these interns is.

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

Prometheus should be remade with Bugs Bunny as the lead character. At least then I would have understood why she insisted on running in a straight line in front of the rolling ship, as opposed to heading off at an angle and getting out of the way.

Except that they were translucent giants, of course.

How about a structural engineer who thinks and archway looks shaky so he/she goes under it and stairs straight up at it until it collapses.

Maybe hire a biologist and geologist who won’t try to pet a cobra like thing emerging from a stream of black oil. Or an anthropologist who won't rip the head off a mummified alien and zap it to try and reanimate it. That would be a good start.

You might have blood sugar issues, as well.

Tight! Too tight! Socks are tight!

The British men’s swim suit seems particularly tiny. I’m not complaining mind you, but I suspect there’s a potential for an equipment failure there.

Spending lots of time on a song and dance for a fraternity event. That’s why you’re attending college for sure. Great use of time.

I've worked on ships with unisex bathrooms. The toilet stalls have doors and walls that go floor to ceiling and the showers have a door with a little changing area before you step into the shower. That's fine. My main issue, however, is that my male colleagues have a bad tendency to forget to lock/latch the doors…

Or when the State of New Jersey wanted to make Born to Run the state song. Yes, it would be the coolest state song ever, but the song is about getting the f$&k out of New Jersey.