Spending lots of time on a song and dance for a fraternity event. That’s why you’re attending college for sure. Great use of time.

I've worked on ships with unisex bathrooms. The toilet stalls have doors and walls that go floor to ceiling and the showers have a door with a little changing area before you step into the shower. That's fine. My main issue, however, is that my male colleagues have a bad tendency to forget to lock/latch the doors…

Or when the State of New Jersey wanted to make Born to Run the state song. Yes, it would be the coolest state song ever, but the song is about getting the f$&k out of New Jersey.

Yes, and he or she is probably quite busy.

Or Italian cuisine before tomatoes.