Why are Saints fans so confident that they definitely would’ve won if the PI *had* been called? It’s not like there’s no precedent of the Saints ever losing with a field-goal-margin lead and 10 seconds left.

I’m unsure about “girding my loins.” I think that pretty much applies to dudes, since they have junk that - during a battle (like a football game) had to be all hoisted up [gird = girdled] so as to make peen & balls as inconspicuous as possible. No man wants to lose his googlies even if it meant wearing a 12th century…

Fuck those fucking fuckers.

1) Ms Sanchez was examined and found to be 8 months pregnant- but due dates can be iffy at most AND stress can bring about labor.

Thank you for pulling back the curtain (further) on one of the most insidious tentacles of American capitalism. As a military veteran who's extremely fortunate to not be suffering from PTSD (at least as far as I know), I will NEVER bemoan anyone's decision to extricate themselves from a physically and/or mentally…

That’s what I was thinking as I was listening to this. If Rob “Yo Soy Fiesta” Gronkowski can be this articulate, reflective, and emotional while talking about how the basic rules of football can leave you crippled after you’ve won the Super Bowl, perhaps the sport shouldn’t exist anymore.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

It’s almost like NFL fans are racist!

I lived in Chicago for a long time and grew to like the Bears.  I’ve even considered giving up on my team (Jets) and just becoming a Bears fan, but there’s no way that’s an upgrade. 

Congratulations, this article is a great example of intentional, one might even say malicious, misleading of others.

No mention that all of the medical examiners had different opinions of when she died. No mention that he sent a letter in Spanish to his mother detailing things only the killer would know. The false police report that his home was burglarized on the day of her disappearance, her cigarettes in his house, telling people…

I barely even like orange cream ice-pops. I wouldn’t refuse one if offered on a hot summer day but I also wouldn’t seek it out.

I always look forward to this one because so many Houstonites take it seriously and get so mad that people would dare talk about how shitty their team continues to be. If it weren’t for the shitty name that everyone makes fun of they would be just as forgettable as the Tennessee Titans. 

Wait, so Greg’s *two* letters don’t get the roof opened??!? Well, fuck those guys, then!

I’m wondering this as well. Like, is it just orange in color, or flavor. Cause orange flavored on fish (including salmon) is a no for me.

Then again upon looking at their menu they have a lime caper sauce on salmon. That’s disgusting. 

Why would anyone order anything with orange cream sauce .... 

Also:

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.