That’s what I was thinking as I was listening to this. If Rob “Yo Soy Fiesta” Gronkowski can be this articulate, reflective, and emotional while talking about how the basic rules of football can leave you crippled after you’ve won the Super Bowl, perhaps the sport shouldn’t exist anymore.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

What might not suck: They opened a sensory room at Lincoln for for fans with autism and other sensory issues who need to take a break without having to exit the stadium. I know we are supposed to be dragging them but Swoop has headphones on and that’s fucking adorable.

It’s almost like NFL fans are racist!

I lived in Chicago for a long time and grew to like the Bears.  I’ve even considered giving up on my team (Jets) and just becoming a Bears fan, but there’s no way that’s an upgrade. 

Congratulations, this article is a great example of intentional, one might even say malicious, misleading of others.

No mention that all of the medical examiners had different opinions of when she died. No mention that he sent a letter in Spanish to his mother detailing things only the killer would know. The false police report that his home was burglarized on the day of her disappearance, her cigarettes in his house, telling people…

I barely even like orange cream ice-pops. I wouldn’t refuse one if offered on a hot summer day but I also wouldn’t seek it out.

I always look forward to this one because so many Houstonites take it seriously and get so mad that people would dare talk about how shitty their team continues to be. If it weren’t for the shitty name that everyone makes fun of they would be just as forgettable as the Tennessee Titans. 

Wait, so Greg’s *two* letters don’t get the roof opened??!? Well, fuck those guys, then!

I’m wondering this as well. Like, is it just orange in color, or flavor. Cause orange flavored on fish (including salmon) is a no for me.

Then again upon looking at their menu they have a lime caper sauce on salmon. That’s disgusting. 

Why would anyone order anything with orange cream sauce .... 

Also:

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.

Full disclosure: I went to Pittsburgh for a wedding with an ex-girlfriend in September 2015. The wedding itself was actually super classy—bride and groom were both Ph.Ds—so I really thought “hey this might not be a bad trip.”

Yinzer ex-pat here. People are always surprised when I say that I’m the runt of my family because I’m the size of a brick shithouse. Everyone else I’m related to is the size of 2-4 brick shithouses, so this checks out.

if Ben Roethlisberger weren’t an NFL quarterback, he’d be the embarrassing single friend that you no longer invite to social functions because he never brings the same stripper girlfriend and gets raging drunk at rehearsal dinners. It’s not that you don’t agree with your wife about not inviting him, it’s that you feel…

Hardware and software quality aside, Nintendo is becoming such a consumer-unfriendly company.

Between Fan content takedowns, shitty multiplayer [and additional features implementation], ending physical rewards programs and the joy-con drift nonsense, it’s really annoying to be a fan of the company.