Your assignment now is to write a Penthouse forum letter using those word but NO sex words. Can you do it? I sure can’t.

Dear Penthouse,

That mouse is so cute I just tried to pet my computer screen.

I am SHOCKED that Kim could be less than forthright and is actually using our idiot faux-leader to prop up his cult of personality while he openly plans to murder us!

Ramsey makes the same damn mistake that 99% of other people make, which is mixing shit into the ground beef. You don’t want to do this. Trust me, you want to do as little as possible to the meat.

done!

The key word on this article is 'Kerrygold'.  Butter as I used to know it no longer exists in my world.  Land o Lakes, Fabio spread, whatever the eff ever else is out there- existentially irrelevant.  Giant Irish cows make the best butter money can buy.

This is a criminally under appreciated comment.

What’s The Best Time To Wake Up?

“This has absolutely nothing to do with the health” of @POTUS or @VP, a senior administration official tells @VOANews.