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Mysterious Siren
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Yeah, after reading all these WYTS submissions it appears all franchises include fans with all their own special brands of racism. Also, wait, one thing, Bears fans are the most racist though? Not sure about that, I thought that award went to the Washington Dreadskins.

I know, and especially on seafood, or anything fishy, of all things... ew, I can tell already that should make one hell of a bad combo. I’m getting nauseous just thinking about it. Also, I’m someone that generally dislikes eating any seafood, or anything fishy, in general, let alone having some weird sauce on it.

Why Your Restaurant Sucks: Lisa Vanderpump’s SUR.

Pretty sure she’s a Disney Channel star (maybe still is?) Where, if you ask me, Disney Channel seems notorious for cranking out cheesy fart celebrities. Though that might be more true and accurate for its shows... not sure, eh, maybe both shows and celebrities.

Yeah, if we’re to rank teams on most forgettable list, first place is Titans, while second place is Texans. Not sure what team feels best of being in third place, Cardinals perhaps?

Yeah, I mean, guess its a relief that for this franchise no letters went to a very cold and dark place, just that if you ask me it comes as a bit of a surprise, considering this is a franchise that sure looks like its gonna be permanently stuck in the abyss.

I hate Katy Perry’s Firework song. Why you ask? Because its one of the few songs that made it on my list of me hearing it way too many frigging times on the radio. VASTLY OVERPLAYED. Though, even if I didn’t hear it a million times, there’s something about it that doesn’t seem all that great anyway, should be far more

Yes that’s correct, but I think even though the score is actually worse, Drew’s going with all teams that didn’t make the play-offs first. Yeah, does seem confusing that last season with those scores, Eagles were able to make it, but not The Steelers. Think it has something to do with how well other teams in your

The Tennessee Whats? Wait, Tennessee has an NFL Team? Also, I’m glad The Colts won, at least a far less forgettable team made it into the play-offs instead of them.

I hear ya man, to me it feels like starting about 5 years ago, even before finding this site and seeing bad news about Nintendo here lately, it does feel like I’ve been noticing a considerably downward trend with this company. Not sure what happened. I don’t know if its always been this way, (I mean in my opinion I at

Man, I know its best to not get your hopes up, and that its very likely still, far, far from possible, but still, just think, what if The Browns actually did make it to and also win the Superbowl? Man that sure would be something. Look out Cubs, an even more super unexpected Championship win is coming. Though also I’m

Matt Ryan looks like he just let out the world’s most toxic fart in that photo, where it would kill 1,000 people around him if they happened to be in the vicinity around him during that moment in time. Also, that still wouldn’t have wound up killing as many people as 28-3 did.

Borderline Falcons Fan where it definitely feels like I’ve mostly jumped off and am considering to try getting into, and following a different franchise, that feels at least somewhat more competent and in a far better spiritual place, can relate.

The Dolphins are among the franchises where it makes you wonder how once upon a time they were actually good enough to get two Superbowl wins. Feels like The Jets faced a similar fate, 60's and 70's things were going good for them, but then all of a sudden the train tracks got flipped to send them down to the eternal

Man, quite sad really, 4 Lombardis is pretty good, but if not for bad coach combinations and other factors not working in Aaron’s favor, I think this team not only would also be among the ranks of Steelers and Patriots having 6, it’d also be the first franchise that made it to 7th Heaven by now.

I can think of at least one. The Atlanta Falcons might do the trick. Superbowl 51 is all you should need to know to realize that if, maybe, there might actually be at least one other team, that’s a more beyond excruciating eternal pit of appalling suffering despair, than the Bengals, The Atlanta Falcons gets my vote.

Man, out of all football teams that are named after animals, the Lions are the biggest one where I’m like, man, what did real actual lions ever do to deserve a big team like this to be named after them? This team desperately needs to be changed from the Detroit Lions to the Detroit Lion Dung Balls.

I’d say rodents, even though there’s something about roaches that are real creepy and icky, it feels like rodents usually can wind up being the bigger threat and cause more disruption in your household. With a huge amount of them and all the feces and urine they can excrete, that can create quite the bio-hazard. 

I’d choose the latter. Also, even though its probably too late already, still, maybe before he damages this franchise further, before he succeeds with his evil plans, out of nowhere he actually will physically spontaneously combust.

If that were to really happen, I wonder what job position he’d get. Hmmm, something to think about. Anyway Trump Administration = BAAAAAD. Wish we were living in a world where a Trump Administration didn’t need to happen.