Reminds me of the old Top Gear gag about the bulletproof car that can survive 24 hours of sustained gunfire. “You know, after the first hour, I’d probably just drive away.”

To me, Prey is the Batman vs. Superman of video games.

If I were at one of the smaller video sites like Vimeo, VidMe, or really anything else, I’d be positively drooling right now. Contact one of these beleagured YouTubers, strike up a deal, have them pull up stakes and move to my site. Instant million-plus bump in web traffic.

Have you played The Bunker? It has a slightly spooky, uncomfortable atmosphere. My only complaint was sometimes it was a little tough to see what was clickable.

Tunnel Snakes RULE!

Memory’s a bit hazy, but I did a Cadillac CTS-V (pretty sure it was the first gen) spark plug change. First 7, no big deal. #8 sits flush with the firewall. If I’m remembering correctly, shop manual says you have to drop the engine to get to it. 7 spark plugs later, the tune-up was complete.

Apologies if I got this one…

I put a cover on my Switch dock to prevent screen scratches.
I also put a dust guard on my Xbox One because it attracts squirrels.
And I smeared vaseline all ove my PS4 because it can give you Herpes.
And I set fire to my gaming PC, because it can be full of spiders.

There, now everyone’s toys have made-up flaws.

PS That…

*heavy breathing*

That investing time and money into an out-of-production system that the majority hated makes no long-term sense.

Gamers 1 Year Ago: “The Wii U is a shit system. The controller is gimmicky, the processing power is laughable compared to the alternatives, and the game line-up is small and has crappy titles. Don’t buy it.”

I would argue that part of the reason Nintendo games are so great is that they know the hardware they run on, and can take full advantage of it.

And of course, there’s the classic example of Sega, who are pretty much a shadow of their former selves. If ever there was an argument against going to software only, it’s…

I appear to have bought a Switch that was built on a Wednesday, or by machines that had just been serviced, since mine has had zero problems. The Joy-Con straps are difficult to take off, but not impossible (as you mentioned, I think this is by design, since it’s better to have the things difficult to remove than slip…

‘96 Oldsmobile Bravada. If the headlights were on, and you turned the rear defogger on, the alternator would cut out when the car idled. The moment you touched the gas peddle, the alternator would kick back on, but it went back to just battery voltage the next time you stopped, even if you turned the defogger off. The…

With friends like you, who needs anemones?

Sorry, I’ll leave the internet now.

May have told this one before, not sure.

Enough is ENOUGH! I have had it with these Motherf***in’ planes on this Motherf***in’ driveway!

Nearly forgot my favorite:

I’m driving home on Route 30. It’s the middle of the day, I just got off work, and just want to go home and try to forget I’m working a job that sucks. My car is a 2006 RSX. I freaking love this car, but it has one minor drawback: the previous owner modified it with a cat-back exhaust (I’ve…

I was driving up RT 22 into Williamsport getting ready to start my Fall Semester. For whatever the reason, someone thought it would be a good idea to start college at the same time as the Little League World Series, and you can guess how that ends up. Normally I go in a day or two early, but I forgot about the…

We’re gonna need a bigger penny wrapper.

Bugatti would be speed.