Right, immigration laws should be enforced. But contrary to belly aching by immigration hardliners, immigration laws were effectively enforced for decades without being a douche about it.

Have you ever driven faster than the speed limit? Jaywalked? Drank alchohol before you were 21?

Problem is, some laws shouldn’t be laws. I know that’s sometimes hard for Republicans to understand.

GTFO, he probably pays more taxes than Donald Trump

These practices are deplorable and illegal. 

I don’t want kids. People like you absolutely pass me by in hiring because I happen to have a vagina and be of child-bearing age. So thanks, asshole. Way to give other women a leg up. 

What you are doing is illegal and you will face consequences for it eventually. 

He also seems like a genuinely good dude. This piece from him is well worth a read.

I have no love for Russia’s team but I despise the Spanish style of football and dishonest spirit in which they play it. So yeah I enjoyed watching them go fuckity-bye. Also fuck you, you uneccesarily rude cunt.

Putout was made at :05 on the video. Runners foot hit the bag at :05 of the video. Runner went directly for the bag. I don’t think any part of him was to outfield side of baseline. Textbook slide that should be memorilized in song. Familia was a jackass. 

(4) slides within reach of the base without changing his pathway for the purpose of initiating contact with a fielder.

So people here might be wondering how this was actually done.

He is Axe body spray come to life.

Make ice cubes and put the in the company freezer and see how long it takes people to notice.

It is impossible to overstate what a complete waste of flesh Lance Armstrong truly is. I’ve hung out with Greg LeMond at a charity ride. That guy is wicked smart and a no-bullshit representation of the best that American sports can give. I did a charity ride with Armstrong present. One of the things about charity…

Most cyclists just talk about they hate cars. Pantani was willing to do something about it.

are you suffering from severe dementia?

To be fair, most people who want lower taxes have absolutely no idea how anything at all works beyond their ability to complain about lower taxes. If you showed them a state, township, or even federal government spending chart their eyes would immediately glaze over and they’d be thinking about season 48 of America’s…

Counterpoint: He should’ve been a first-ballot unanimous selection and is righteously petty about it.

STOP REPORTING ON HIM YOU FUCKSTAIN