Is your lawyer the former mayor of New York?

Not a movie, but loved it every Sat. morning. “Wacky Races”

Cheese Racing?

“Maybe these RAV4 buyers didn’t know that they could get an interesting car instead.”

It seems as though during the recording of the IG stories it somehow screen recorded Chris going through his photo album.

Do you have any opinions that weren’t ejaculated down your throat by Fox News?

Ah yes, bringing up the past, because that’s all you got. MEH

I know somebody gets his opinions from Tucker Carlson.

The Dixiecrats flipped parties- led by Strom Thurmond and Jesse Helms- and turned the Republican party into what it is today. Why? because they felt the Democratic party was becoming “too liberal” by pushing for the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

How about referencing the current political situation, like anything from this century? 

Triggered ass loser doesn’t understand that groups can change there beliefs over time. Even your twat waffle republicans used to be good, now look at you? Scum fuckers, a majority of them anyway.

Legality aside, I’d say how dare they infringe on your right to express yourself by flinging turds. So yea, have at it.

It wouldn’t be a political post without some ignorant clown pretending both sides are the same.

I’m sure I can figure out which pedal is the velocitator, and which one is the decelematrix. - Monty Burns

Nothing like a publicly published patent to keep your hyper advanced uber secret UFO project under wraps.

I have complete confidence in Donnie’s Space Force Rangers and their new bleach guns facing down any extraterrestrial threat.

Ok that was too Manet impressionist puns. Hit the Rodin think about what you did on the drive home.

Criminally under-rated comment

Van Gogh and crashes, leaking Degas all over the road and costs you Monet to fix.

Unless, of course, you have a coal-powered Tesla. *snarkback*