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Judge Judy has made her decision: Kinja still sucks.

She seems nice.

*Leslie Moonves

YOU’RE NOT SHOE. I KNOW SHOE. I’VE MET SHOE IN PERSON. YOU’RE NO SHOE.

…then Moonves woke up the next morning with a cow’s head in his bed.

Maybe special guest star Kendall Jenner gives the Night King that Pepsi and everyone realises that conflict is bad, but the universal commonality of loving brown sugar water is good.

Hey, anybody else remember that scene in World War Z where Brad Pitt celebrates saving the world from zombies by drinking an ice cold Pepsi(tm) in slow motion, logo towards the camera? Maybe the Night King will do that.

I don’t know about you guys. But I so far have really enjoyed the Kinja conversion here at the AV Club.

Better turn on the Xanderpuss signal

i really doubt this was a trial balloon, it was a flat-out statement that anyone who practices Trump’s politics won’t be punished by Trump’s Justice department

Yeah, this is a trial balloon. If the response is anything less than thunderous condemnation, we’re fucked.

Bill Clinton pardoned a prominent supporter (Marc Rich) for financial crimes at the end of his termusic. It was a mistake, and it was rightfully a scandal.

Nothing in life would ever make me happier than to see this man (and everyone even remotely similar to him, or worse) suffer for every awful thing they’ve done. I don’t care if it’s by karma, some divine intervention, just stupid coincidental dumb luck - if Trump doesn’t someday get what he deserves for being a

THE KINJA PRESIDENCY

The, trump, The

Heckuva job, Trumpie.

Pop a vein already, you fucking crook.

Well, guy in a Orbit costume, comes up to the guy in the Chris Archer jersey

Fucking idiots.

“Looks like you got more of a pocket knife there, chief. I’d rather pee alone.”